Worst dead thing I ever saw
Was a dead cow when I was in India. It was just off the beaten track at the side of the road. We had taken a rickshaw to visit the Ajanta Caves and pulled over for a moment.

I noticed a large, roundish furry thing that kind of looked like a boulder, but upon closer examination I found it was a dead cow, inflated with gas and decomposing slightly.

Its tongue hung from its mouth and its eyes were still open but being eaten by flies... and the fucking smell.

It looked like a grotesque cartoon and when I moved closer to it, a huge swarm of black flies erupted from inside its head. Eurgh.

Sorry for unfunnies.
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 0:05, 3 replies)

but did you kill it?

( Infidel , shit and wrong, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 0:22, closed)

dead sheep are pretty interesting
once they've rotted enough in a warm enough climate (like Australia) to expose the skeleton, it looks like they've fallen over dead right on top of a small bale of hay - which is in fact just their stomach contents, seeing as all they eat is grass.

Seen a few dead cows on the side of the road (they get hit by semi-trailers along stretches of outback with no fences to contain them), can't remember if the same thing happens.
( ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 3:39, closed)

This would have been much funnier
had you travelled to India and slaughtered one of their sacred animals.

By "much funnier," I mean "appalling," obviously.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 18:56, closed)