Ey up av got t'other story!
This time it envolved the beloved Bonzo the bearded dragon and me...

I got her off my brothers mate, after hulking her mahoosive viv up and down and up stairs, we got her into my room, and thus begins the "my lizzard is awesome" phase..

So I shut her lights off and retire to bed

I arise the next morning and to much fear, as I turn the heat lights on, Bonzo remains still...and cold

Shit the poor thing didnt last a day I've killed her!

In blind panic I call up the lad I procured her from, and he started talking bout diets and shite, all of a sudden there's a thud on the glass of the viv..

Theres wor Bonzo proud as punch with that trademark beardie smile on her face.

Heart attack? Not enought to kill but enough to swear manicly.

Length of sweary-ness, bout half an hour.
(Dr_Wookie_Phd The world loves a bastard!, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 13:58, 2 replies)

Did nobody tell you lizards are poikilothermic?

(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 16:23, closed)

Nah I threw meself into deep end, s'all good now tho im clued up and shes still mental
(Dr_Wookie_Phd The world loves a bastard!, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 17:58, closed)