"Needless to say, I had the last laugh"Celebrity autobiographies are filled to the brim with self-righteous tales of smug oneupmanship. So, forget you had any shame, grab a coffee and a croissant, and tell us your smug tales of when you got one over somebody.
Thanks to Ring of Fire for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 12:55)
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Got a cat called Pepperwho likes to play-attack me when I'm sitting there watching the telly...means well but he's scratched me hands to fuckery with his claws.
Got the cunt neutered. Sorted.
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 10:16,
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Thisis exactly the kind of treatment that cats deserve. I hope you keep his balls in a jam jar and wave them at him whenever you need to remind him of your superiority.
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Cats?I can think of numerous humans that deserve similar treatment.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 8 Feb 2011, 0:13,
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It didn't make a difference to my boyHe still acts like that after the chop. He considers it playing.
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^^Nah now he considers it payback
it was playing before you took his balls :)
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Haha!Never thought of it like that but you could be right. This massive black persian (Mrs T) fancies the ass off of him but he just get's really confused when she appears....That would piss me off too.
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