"Needless to say, I had the last laugh"Celebrity autobiographies are filled to the brim with self-righteous tales of smug oneupmanship. So, forget you had any shame, grab a coffee and a croissant, and tell us your smug tales of when you got one over somebody.
Thanks to Ring of Fire for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 12:55)
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when i was much smaller, i was a bit of a weed. one day, aged 12, another girl who was pretty titantic picked me up by my hair and shoved me into a wall. i grew a massive bump on my head and spent the entire afternoon in the nurse's office feeling a bit stunned with an ice pack glued to my head.
of course, i tattled. HAHAHAHA
and i was pretty gleeful about her punishment until i heard some other girls making fun of her on the back of the house. something along the lines of 'charlene's so stupid, she thinks her mum is actually going to visit... she's never getting out of that foster care home HAHAHAHAHA'
brought me back down to earth. sorry for the not funny-ness.
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fucking stupid charlene(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 11:49, closed)
But then she went on to become the lead singer of Texasand had the last laugh etc.
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brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 12:39,
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To be fair......she WAS called Charlene.
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Whaddayamean???That's funny as fuck!
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