Bouncing a big posh car!
Got blocked in on a car park, not long after passing my test, so was a bit stuck for a plan and would soon be late for work.

A big posh car was parked at right angles behind the row I was on, obstructing a few other vehicles too.

As I stood scratching my head a small crowd gathered. A couple of blokes tried to back the car out for me with no success.

Eventually, some of the chaps decided to take things into their own hands and bounced one back wheel of the offending car up onto the very high pavement beside it. Another whipped my old banger out.

I thanked them profusely and asked, will you be putting that back now?

Naaah, they said, laughing. I fled.

After work I popped back to see what had gone on, and the car was still there, hanging off the high kerb. The owner, a young woman in a smart business suit, was looking on as the police and a couple of breakdown men inspected the car's back end.

I drove carefully past and slunk home.

There were double yellow lines there within weeks and CCTV a few years later. Wouldn't get away with it now!
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:39, 6 replies)

Woah....wait a minute...
Why did a guy 'whip your old banger out' while you were trapped in a parking space? Seems a little too friendly if you ask me. Were you trapped in a dogging hotspot?
( guffguff fuckes your gradeds balls!, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:43, closed)

Shuddup.
You'll put me off me stroke.
/continues frenzied wanking.
( Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:33, closed)

Wondered how long it'd take for that to be pounced on
you dirty old man!

Beginning to regret scrapping that Cortina now.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:22, closed)

How dare you sir...
I'm not old! :P

Incidentally, how long did it take before your old banger was pounced on?
( guffguff fuckes your gradeds balls!, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:50, closed)

KNEW I'd pull one day
That car, it was a MAGNET.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 14:49, closed)

I whipped my old banger out in a car park once. I'm not allowed in that Tescos anymore
(hairybuddha, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 17:09, closed)