Ah yes...
Two friends I shall call Brian and Tony (for that is their names), were arguing over the worth of Tony's new iphone.
"It's got wifi and games and touch screen and ipod and camera and laser pointer and invisibilty cloak and..." etc etc Tony says.
"Yeah but can yours do this?" Brian asks, picking up his old Nokia and holding down the "voice-call" button until the phone went "beep!"
"Cunt" James says.
And Tony's phone started to ring...
( difficultchild, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 0:10, 10 replies)

Did I miss something...
There's Brian and Tony.

So who's James?
(chuckle_h0und You furnish the pictures, I'll furnish the war, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 0:19, closed)

Brian.
I'm not entirely convinced that Brian and Tony were their real names.
(Scritty Bakerman., Mon 7 Feb 2011, 2:48, closed)

yes, I wondered too
was it a ploy to spend more time reading this (twice in my case) to check if one has missed something?
(maggotriddendirtbox fast, feral and sharp as a tack since, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 7:55, closed)

If James is Brian
then this must be Tuesday.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 7 Feb 2011, 6:38, closed)

If that's the case
Then how tall is Lord Scotland.
(chuckle_h0und You furnish the pictures, I'll furnish the war, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:09, closed)

Aha!
Mornington Crescent!
( DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 18:31, closed)

Who's James?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:19, closed)

I have
absolutely no idea what's going on here. whose phone started to ring? Why is that the last laugh?
Who the fuck is James?
Why would anyone buy an iPhone?
Why would anyone buy a Nokia?

We should be told.
( His Popiness the Hole Invaded Poland on, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 14:56, closed)

I'm Brian
And so's my wife.
(lolwhites, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 21:27, closed)

I'M SPARTACUS!

( emergency_pants Today I smell of... tea tree, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 0:00, closed)