Bit of a cheeky pea, but what the hell.
Not really my last laff per se.
Broke up with my "Queen of The Harpies" gf - "Painya" (you know that 1 truly fucked up relationship you have to have to understand that it was a truly fucked relationship) and the small group of (male) friends who chose her over me including my ex-business partner Dick (couple even fucked her - mmmm... slops, but already knowing what a fucked up bitch she could be my only question is "Why?").
A jizz-monkey - "Dumpster" moved in with me (gotta pay the rent... or not as was the case) who then did a runner aided by Dick.
My besty Ron-as-in-Later (that was his nom de plume) then took it upon himself to nick Dick's massive pot plant as revenge for seeing his mate so royally fucked over. He then slowly sold me large bags of that stuff over several months for a very small financial outlay (I'm talking silver coins - asked no questions, he told me no lies). Ron only told me that a few years ago. He died last Dec. I miss you mate.
So - Dick I enjoyed smoking all your pot you wanker. Cheers fuck-knuckle. I hope to god you still have the misfortune of being Pianya's friend/wanna-be fuck buddy (she never liked the fatties btw).
Names changed cause I put a shit-load of sugar in Dumpster's bike tank & happily watch the business I'd built up (without a lot of Dick's help)crumble to not-very much AFTER he'd bought me out.

WOW! That was so puerile. Nice & cathartic.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 0:28, 6 replies)

I've got a case of deja view.
(Sadarse works like Mist condensing mud flaps, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 1:01, closed)

Oooo.
You're good!
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 7 Feb 2011, 3:34, closed)

i read that as "Queen of the Herpes"

( zulu eh?, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:50, closed)

Whut?

( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:48, closed)

I think....
Boy had girl and friends.

Girl left boy for friend(s). Bad girl.

Boy mad.

Boy and (other) friend smoked weed.

Boy typed this story and now boy feels better.
(Smellyape liking http://www.b3ta.com/bpma/, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 15:36, closed)

Erm
Horray ?

Anyone got any clues, I can't work out who ended up with the puppy, or whether the queen got rescued after all.
( DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 18:30, closed)