"Needless to say, I had the last laugh"Celebrity autobiographies are filled to the brim with self-righteous tales of smug oneupmanship. So, forget you had any shame, grab a coffee and a croissant, and tell us your smug tales of when you got one over somebody.
Thanks to Ring of Fire for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 12:55)
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Bit of a technical question hereDid you select one item at random to deposit your merchandise into, or did you just spray it about er...willy nilly?
Oh, one more question. What happened when she discovered your crime? Did you have a spunk-covered gusset placed over your head? I suggest Sir, that in fact it may have been your good lady who had the last laugh. Am I right? Huh? I'm right aren't I?
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you guys miss the point. the drawer was empty. she took all her kit and binned the dirty perve.
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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 11:00,
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I'm not a perveI'm just inventive
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 11:03,
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Inventive! Pah!I would have been more impressed if you'd knocked one out onto the carpet out while lying in said draw.
10/10 for pervy confessional though.
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Spray it around WillyNilly?! I should hope not!
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