Lead Balloon
Have you tried to be funny and failed horribly? Yeah, join the club. Or have you witnessed someone crash and burn by either being plain unfunny or offensively unfunny? Tell us your stories of sense of humour failure
Thanks to the charmingly named Reginald Donkeyfuck (not related to the Cheshire branch of the Donkeyfuck family, one presumes)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:40)
What is the difference between a rock and a baby?
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the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:50,
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One of its legs is both the doesn't exist
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:57,
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They are pluralised differently
One by suffixing with an -s and the other by changing the -y to -ies
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Ghoti Fingers, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 20:00,
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You can't buy a stick of baby
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 20:02,
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Rocks aren't delivered by stork
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 20:03,
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About 7,000km
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 20:03,
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One's a squalling infant, and the other's a hang on I haven't thought this through properly
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 20:04,
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muslims don't fuck rocks
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alright alright, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 20:05,
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I wish replies could win. However, if they could, I wouldn't vote for this.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 17:29,
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Your wife is unlikely to be gestating a rock inside her uterus
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 20:09,
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