Johnny Bollocks
1980s children's television non-paedo Johnny Ball was invited to speak at Birmingham Uni in the early 90s when the kids who grew up with Think Again were wanky ironic students. He managed a few stuttered words and then died a horrible death of insecurity and panic. 'I don't even have a degree ... I work with seven year olds ... you're all clever' ... it was unimaginably awful to watch. And probably caused global climate change.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 11:41, 5 replies)

But will he admit it was his fault?
Will he fuck.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:12, closed)

I was at Brum in the early '90's
I don't remember the gig though? Where/when did he play?
( 0nyx, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 19:07, closed)

That's probably because now that I think about it, it was actually in that outlying suburb of Birmingham traditionally known as "Glasgow".
In my defence, it was at just around the time when I moved from Glasgow to Brum. And I'm also an idiot.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 20:13, closed)

Fun fact, this turnip has me on 2.0, but not you.
You're far worse than me, I'm well confused.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 17:28, closed)

Just down the road...
Ahh well, lovely to meet a similar vintage alumnus.

We did have Rolf once, similar kinda time, I can see the overlap TBH
( 0nyx, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 18:21, closed)