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My brother, at a much lovrd aunts' wedding. I was stood in a small circle with my sister, mother and two other aunts, silently weeping as the coffin arrived at the church. My brother walked over, saw the collected females, grinned and proclaimed, "Hey you can all drop your handbags on the floor and dance around it!". Words still fail me....
(DustyD, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 20:11, 10 replies)

And you brought a coffin to a wedding because??
(easy mistake to make, I know it must have been a funeral)
(Carpe Cyprinidae, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 20:34, closed)

Family full of necrophiliacs.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 21:18, closed)

Is it traditional for the widower to shag the pallbearer?

( Ghoti Fingers, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 21:26, closed)

Tomarto potayto

( Ghoti Fingers, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 21:25, closed)

Makes you think of those creepy marrying-the-dead weddings that you hear about sometimes.
You'd think they'd go in for that sort of stuff in Haiti or somewhere but I've read about one happening in France recently.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 11:36, closed)

Maybe the bride or groom was too afraid to say "No."

(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 11:44, closed)

In this case you have failed words

(AWESOMEB0T meddling prick, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 22:17, closed)

I don't know what you mran.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 12:05, closed)

Typical Jew.
Jew Goth
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 26 Aug 2013, 11:10, closed)

Hey u can all
handbags on the floor and dance around it linen
+stop your grinnin'
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 12:40, closed)