I would quite like to see
a varient on the Skittles ad except instead of everything a man touches turns into lego, everytime the same man cums it would spurt out as lego which would assemble itself into a variety of amusing shapes.
kill me now....
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 9:24, 11 replies)

*poisons pies*

(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 9:49, closed)

oh god not in that way
Its inhumane to poison pastry based comestibles
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:05, closed)

quickest and easiest way of bumping you off
or I could get Sweeney Todd on you and make you into a pie ...just leave it with the King Midas of Lego alright
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:15, closed)

Fray Bentos
Would never make me into a pie. I am full of lumps of gristle. Besides such a pie would contain near lethal levels of cholestoral
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:27, closed)

A friend of mine used to love Fray Bentos
until she found an eyelid complete with lashes in one.

She kind of went of them after that
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:34, closed)

they used to advertise no lumps of fat or gristle guarenteed
Eyelashes obviously aren't included in that. Thats pretty rank
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:58, closed)

In all fairness, they do specify quite clearly that you should remove the lid prior to cooking.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 12:25, closed)

I am now choking on my sandwich
hehe
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 12:31, closed)

\o/

( ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 13:49, closed)

badum tish
excellent
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:14, closed)

This is excellent.

( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 18:50, closed)