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Battered wonders, "What amazing stuff have you got up to with Lego?" Or just tell us about the time you got a Lego brick stuck up your privates.

All people referring to 'Legos' will be shot at down. Or dawn. Your choice.

(, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 15:13)
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I used a LEGO brown broomstick to flick droplets of water onto a hot lightbulb
Oh how I giggled with delight as the water fizzed and evaporated, what a satisfying sound it made, not so much fun when said lightbulb explodes, embedding many tiny shards of glass in your face.

Mum - it didn't just miraculously explode, I was being a twat.
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 14:42, 4 replies)
Is this a roundabout way of saying 'I pissed in my own mouth'?

(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:16, closed)
Thanks AB, I appear to have made a massive typo, submission should read:
I used a LEGO brown broomstick to give myself anal pleasure, It was my weapon of choice because
a) brown wouldn't show the shit stains
b) I'm very tight
To cut a long story short I ended up accidentally pissing into my own mouth
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:47, closed)

accident intention
(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 22:12, closed)
I'm calling bullshit.
Lightbulbs implode, they don't explode.
(, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 16:09, closed)

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