I used a LEGO brown broomstick to flick droplets of water onto a hot lightbulb
Oh how I giggled with delight as the water fizzed and evaporated, what a satisfying sound it made, not so much fun when said lightbulb explodes, embedding many tiny shards of glass in your face.

Mum - it didn't just miraculously explode, I was being a twat.
( A Rory Borealis here under duress, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 14:42, 4 replies)

Is this a roundabout way of saying 'I pissed in my own mouth'?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:16, closed)

Thanks AB, I appear to have made a massive typo, submission should read:
I used a LEGO brown broomstick to give myself anal pleasure, It was my weapon of choice because
a) brown wouldn't show the shit stains
b) I'm very tight
To cut a long story short I ended up accidentally pissing into my own mouth
( A Rory Borealis here under duress, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:47, closed)

accident intention
( Muns, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 22:12, closed)

I'm calling bullshit.
Lightbulbs implode, they don't explode.
( calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Mon 28 Oct 2013, 16:09, closed)