When I was a kid, one of the families with whom we were friendly had 2 sons, 1 a year older, 1 a year younger than I was
I'd known them since I was 2, but when I got to be about 10/11 suddenly the older one seemed a bit more... Interesting. He was a tall lad with those floppy blond curtains that everyone misguidedly sported at that age, and very blue eyes. I wasn't quite sure what a crush was, but I knew something was a bit exciting.

So they came to stay, and my new found butterflies were doused a bit as he was too scared to watch the face melting bit in Indiana jones. But overall, still an older man, still nice looking. My butterflies were still flapping a bit.

Until the next morning. Bored as it was raining, my brother and the younger boy were playing with Lego. The Crush and I drifted along to join in. At first we feigned disinterest, but soon we were all snapping stuff together. Then a fight broke out. My younger brother wanted a wheel that the Crush had annexed for his construction. In the fight, the construction got broken into smithereens. I waited for the manly man to beat the shit out of my annoying little brother, or to generally assert his cool smouldering machismo.

Instead... He didn't exactly cry, but he snivelled. And scowled. And finally whined, "but it's my post mobiiiiiiile."

The butterflies died then and there.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 14:43, 6 replies)

Edgy.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 16:49, closed)

Is 'post mobiiiiiiile'some sort of gay slang?
Or was he making a Lego spacca chariot?
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 26 Oct 2013, 19:26, closed)

He didn't mean to
But that is exactly what he'd made, yes
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 22:54, closed)

Floppy blond hair? YOU FANCIED NAKERS
*himjim/Donald Sutherland face*
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 19:45, closed)

See that's what happens when you let a GIRL play with it.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 26 Oct 2013, 22:40, closed)

Did you mean
Your butterflies were flapping or your flaps were buttering?
(The Jannie, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 18:36, closed)