during the brief window when my brother was into lego and i didn't think it was too babyish, we used to build things together
but after a while we noticed that all the little men were disappearing. only when my parents had the playroom decorated did we find them behind a bookshelf. weird. how on earth did they migrate there?

it was months later when we caught the budgie eloping with them. left alone and loose in the playroom, it would swoop down and fly off with them to a picture that it liked to sit on, above the bookshelf. then when it got bored, it was callously dropping them.

we also used to build it cars and rollerskates out of lego, but it never did get the hang of that, and mostly just squawked at them or occasionally shat on them to show its disdain.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 14:31, 2 replies)

Oh shut up and fuck off.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 18:56, closed)

It is pretty sad that you ambition is limited to being like Shambolic
and that Shambolic's ambition is limited to being like that acerbic Latin master in that second rate toffee nosed grammar school he wanted to go to.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 2:22, closed)