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"Apologies, anger, declarations of love, things you want to say to people, but can't or didn't get the chance to." Suggestion via reducedfatLOLcat.

(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:56)
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Dear Mum,
Please learn to pick your boyfriends better. You don't realise that your bad decisions in your past mean shit dads for the rest of us. Picking younger men with messed up home lives, does not a stable relationship make. It means that when you have two children, and promptly die, that nobody wants to tell our dad we even exist because they're scared. We're seperated and my sister is treated like a princess, and I'm treated like practically slave labour. That gave me a complex for most of my entire life, I did stupid and irresponsible things because I simply didn't care about anything at all. If you'd picked some nice young man without the potential of evil, I'd probably have grown up entirely normal. I certainly wouldn't have been maimed both physically, and mentally (kissing your sister unknowingly is *not* nice.) However you're dead and this letter will never get there.


Luke Skywalker

So very, very sorry. I needed to do it once
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 14:13, 5 replies)
this is a star wars joke of unusual quality
well done
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 14:27, closed)
I concur with this^^
You had me right to the end. Good show!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 14:46, closed)
I had to read it back through in order to mutter "of course - I'm such a div'" to every line.

(, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 15:40, closed)
Nice one! You genuinely had me going till the end there.
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 19:58, closed)
Thanks everyone
especially for not beating me to a pulp!
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:32, closed)

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