Dear God...
...while I appreciate the extra warmth of the back hair you have blessed me with, please can you return some to my head?

Regards,
Corbo

P.S, can I have your autograph please.
(Corbo, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:01, 4 replies)

Ditto
... from my nose and ears...
TA!
(hengushrh is found at the Dole office every second thursday, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:02, closed)

CLICK!
for the p.s. as well!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:28, closed)

click for the P.S.
but get a signed photo. That'd change some things... and be worth at least a tenner
(DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:12, closed)

By the sheer number of men on here
This should make best of.
(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 1:10, closed)