To the DVLA
Most Superb Blot
Early Harvest
Noodles Pile Method
Go Off
Mammoth
Dump Version

Hit the Gas Healthy Limbs
SCARF
Mire
Find Obesity

Spouse Ref: OGRE
Maggot Ref:

Women Maybe Scared:

I smeared a makeshift, energetic permit in 1990, and I am yearning to tolerate modules and chuck my railway-wagon dynamic experiment.

In days of yore, I have stumbled upon brief abductions, even though these have been enforced by opinion and thus I haven't enjoyed a spasm in ages. I am causing you to drop a line to my immature advisor for supplementary niceties at the tackle beneath.

Dr Wobbly
2 Cathedral Street
Railway Bridge
Uproar

Also, I am concealing a revolt, which can be perceived at the zenith of this thesis; the location of my creatures being:

1 Bellyache Curry
Spoilsport System
Smashed
Beast

Make somebody's day, warn them about the marmalade.

Yours wickedly,
Dirty Squeeze
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:54, 3 replies)

That is THE FUNNIEST thing I have read in quite some time!
I may even use it to demonstrate to my friend from Iraq why she can't just use synonyms of words when she's trying to write things in her own words!

*Ample clicks*
(Petite chien is going to do science to it, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:23, closed)

yes!
I will show this to my Spanish-speaking friend for the same reason. She just doesn't believe me that you can't just blindly replace words using the Word thesaurus. Drives me mad!
(xanthine, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 19:01, closed)

Genuine Office Laugh
An office laugh is a laugh like no other; sounds like a mix of a pot boiling over and a cockeral being run over. I don't know why I find these things so funny.
(IChewCandlewax, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 11:46, closed)

Fantastic!
And as someone that's had to do a similar thing in the past, I sympathise with you :)
( Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:44, closed)