I'm not spanky
not sure how to prove it, though.
(Maxfire, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 9:29, 1 reply)

perhaps
if you had even asked who Spanky is it might have helped..........
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 11:54, closed)

I dunno.
Anyone who's lurked on QOTW for a while (and lots of people tend to lurk before signing up) will have come across a Spanky story.

Edit: not literally. I hope.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 15:20, closed)

If this had been a Spanky story there would have a been a tedious description of how he imagines having sex with the subject of the letter before being racist at here.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 15:28, closed)

Good point,
well made.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 15:33, closed)