Hey bitch...
Texting the cunt you met at your office party 600 fucking times in two weeks, promising to meet him when he gets back off holiday and declaring your undying love for him whilst hinting that you would like one day to have your third child by him when our youngest is barely 6 months old.

IS FUCKING CHEATING

So that's why I left before you got chance to consumate your affair, and good riddance too. I'd rather be a part time father than a full time doorstep so fuck off.

But I'm not bitter.
(Doogie Talons, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 9:41, 13 replies)

Yes you are.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 9:46, closed)

No I'm not...
20 goto 10
Run
(Doogie Talons, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 9:58, closed)

Imagine chewing on all the lemons in the world dipped in Bitrex.
You're that bitter no amount of BASIC will cover it up.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:05, closed)

He's only human
i'd be fucking bitter too, it's an itegral part of the, "getting over it stage"
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:28, closed)

perhaps...
Moving out so they have a roof over their heads, the hassle of getting a new house combined with spending a good portion of my savings furnishing it and now seeing my children twice a week and every other weekend has perhaps made me a wee bit bitter... not to mention skimming a third of my wages straight into her bank account every month.

Man I am fucking bitter....

WHORE.
(Doogie Talons, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:42, closed)

Fuck her,
better off without
(Obi wanker nobi Its not a bug, its an unexpected feature, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:32, closed)

Mentally yes...
But not financially :) cheers.
(Doogie Talons, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:42, closed)

What are you then, lager?

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 11:14, closed)

clearly he is a pint of Murphy's

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 11:51, closed)

I don't think you're bitter
I think you're a retard, or a liar.
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:19, closed)

Neither
It's all true. Why retard ?
(Doogie Talons, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 13:27, closed)

Objection!

(bill, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 13:37, closed)

Objection!

(Scritty Bakerman., Sat 6 Mar 2010, 22:45, closed)