Dear person who sits near me,
You're not black. Not even remotely. Please stop, it's really very annoying having to listen to you "rapping" like that.

My telling you, quite frankly, that you're a bell end for doing it really shouldn't be met with a laugh and a stream of yoof slang I don't even pretend to understand.

You're a very white, very middle class 30 year old and people aren't laughing with you, really, they're not.

Please try to act in a manner that befits an open plan office, everyone else here manages it quite easily.

Kind regards,

Moey.
( Moey, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 11:35, 12 replies)

wow
Who would of thought it, a producer from radio one writing in about Tim Westwood.......yeah baby boyeeee!
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 11:38, closed)

It gets worse
Tim Westwood is in his fifties!
(Skawt, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 11:41, closed)

OMG
:O Jesus wept!
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 11:43, closed)

You *can* like "yooth" stuff and be considered awesome
May I present to you: Annie Nightingale.
www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b006wkp7

Longest serving BBC1 presenter. Started with the Stones/Beatles, moving onto today, where she now mainly plays breaks. (and unfortunately, electronic music that isn't recognisable to the BBC exec types automatically puts you in the post midnight slots).

Although she doesn't pretend to be something she's not, tbh.
(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 9:58, closed)

Yes, that's what it's like
but without an audience who willingly tune in to listen (assuming people do willingly tune in to Westwood's shows).
( Moey, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 11:44, closed)

I must say - I caught Pimp My Ride UK the other day, and he was presennin.
It gave me an absolutely RAGING horn.

"What it is, my brother, PHATNESS innit!"
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 11:47, closed)

Needs more detail

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 11:43, closed)

I think it needs more line breaks.

( Moey, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 11:47, closed)

I'm going to a rave in a couple of months
For some reason which I can't fathom, Tim Westwood has been lined up to play. This is shoulder to shoulder with the likes of Luke Vibert, The Orb, Ceephax, The Countryside Alliance...

What the FUCK is Westwood doing there.

What I want to do is this...buy a job lot of cheap toy guns and walk along the front row giving them out to all the shiny, happy people waiting for him to come on. Then stand back and enjoy the fun as Westwood comes out to a whole audience waving fake guns in his face.

Who thinks this is worth doing? Too tasteless? Pointless?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 12:17, closed)

What.. raving in 2010?
Yes. Pointless. It was done in 1989, and the drugs were better.
( Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 12:43, closed)

lol, I agree
The drugs were much better :-)
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 12:46, closed)

You lost me at the end of the first sentence

( Another_tragic_case wished he hadn't eaten all the cake, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:14, closed)