An actor
Dear Tom Davey, RSC member, actor, thesp, luvvie, resident of Hackney.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry Tom that we share very similar email addresses - despite not being related to our actual names.

I'm sorry I get a lot of your emails, and I'm sorry that when I forward them on to that you dont ever thank me.

I'm sorry you did Hamlet (or Macbeth) with David Tennant and Patrick Stewart.

I'm sorry that your assistant director - and ex girlfriend of Dr Who I'll add - mails me your call sheets instead of you. I'm further sorry that they also include the email addresses, and phone numbers of the other cast members. And the details of their drivers, their mobile numbers and times and locations to pick everyone up for "shoots".

I'm sorry that I inadvertently redirected Patrick Stewart & David Tennants drivers to pick you up from Soho, at 5pm, on a friday, when they should have picked you up from Stanstead.

I'm sorry it had to come to that.

Also, that new central heating boiler you had installed? They threatened you with bailiffs so I told them, and I quote, "Keep your fucking boiler, I'm not paying. You can come and rip it out of the house - even if you have to kick the fucking doors down. I'm not giving you a penny."

I hope you have a jumper.
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 12:21, 4 replies)

This
put a smile on my face!

*clickage*
(anvil, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 12:32, closed)

Now THAT is genius.
Never been in the same situation, but would love to send on something like this.
Excellent.

*click*
(GingerIrishTosser isn't dead yet., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:24, closed)

Pleeeeease
Let us have some e-mail adresses so we can hassle some luvvies?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:35, closed)

i will have sex with you
for david tennants' details
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:05, closed)