Dear cuntwipe user,
We're the monkeys greasing the wheels of every large company and most of the smaller ones. Just because we don't dribble all over you like other people in your life doesn't mean we're not deserving of some fucking respect.

Computers are an incredibly important aspect of business life, and it's your responsibility to make sure that you know how to efficiently use the fucking things before you start bitching about IT being a bunch of lazy fucks. You wouldn't drive your car to work in first gear and then chew out the mechanic/dealer, would you? No, you'd be properly cunted in the fuck and you'd deserve it a) for being a thicko and b) for not educating yourself well enough to use the tools you're given.

We fix the computers, we maintain the network. We balance your daily oh-gosh-woopse-I-forgot-my-password retrieval routine against the back-breaking push for security and we put up with your inability to stick to basic rules. You refuse to even try to understand the reasons why we do the things we do and then you bitch at us for doing them.

On behalf of every miserable IT worker out there,

BBP

PS: I tried bloody hard in school. And university, and then at the MSCE/CCNA/CCDA exams. And Every. Fucking. Day. to put up with cunts like you who make the job utterly painful. And I fucking well succeeded too, so double-fuck you!
(blueberrypossum wants to Jaffa your Cake, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 17:38, 1 reply)

It obviously wasn't hard enough. Never mind.
(el perro grande, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 17:51, closed)