I keep all my cash in a dog's bum.
There's no interest but there's LOADS of interesting.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 9:48, 1 reply)

Sorry
A man goes into the doctors complaining of an uncomfortable feeling in his arse. The doctor has a look and discovers a £10 note stuffed up there. He looks further, and finds a £20 note up there too, then another, and another.
Eventually, the doctor looks at the patient and says, this was your problem, you had £1990 up your arse!"
"Didn't think I felt too grand"

again, apologies...
( Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 12:35, closed)

Thats bad
Hull, one way second class for you chap
(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 19:35, closed)