Letters they'll never read"Apologies, anger, declarations of love, things you want to say to people, but can't or didn't get the chance to." Suggestion via reducedfatLOLcat.
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rob, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:56)
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Amateur.I insist on being paid in gold bullion. You're just a cog in the system, using banknotes.
And I get four million tonnes of bullion an hour, and I own the biggest and fastest yacht in the world. Also I own the moon.
Banknotes. FFS.
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CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 13:59,
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Own the moonbut I own the rights to gravity so you have to pay me to keep it in orbit.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 22:16,
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OkI'll get on my authentic flying carpet and come and meet you, before pouring a cornucopia of valuable gems and trinkets into your lap. Which I will have previously taken from my safe, which is the best in the world, and makes Fort Knox look like a proper idiot. And it's got a computer brain.
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CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 22:29,
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There's no way this can be true(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 10:41, closed)
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