Letters they'll never read"Apologies, anger, declarations of love, things you want to say to people, but can't or didn't get the chance to." Suggestion via reducedfatLOLcat.
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rob, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:56)
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Hmmm, sending an invoice as a way to get a girl to dump you.*makes notes*
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:41, 2 replies)
Yes.If she sends one back, she's a whore. Snatch 22
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:53, closed)
Nah, just send him 20 quid, and say 'Sorry, but this is all I am prepared to pay you. The terms of our agreement required you were at least 5.5" fully erect. It was quite clear that a) even were you able to achieve an erection, you would hava fallen short by at least an inch, and b) you were unable to achieve a full erection' The £20 is made as a without prejudice gesture to replace the electric toothbrush'.
Accidentlly send it to his parents address.
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Not Pineapple anymore, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:56,
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*click* (Win)(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:59, closed)
Accidentlly send it to his parents address. :DFoxyBox, your letter is way too nice...
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:53, closed)
Hmmm...I'm not capable of evil... but I'm here to learn.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:04, closed)
publish his address hereWe'll all send something nice to him or his parents. Better still, phone number would be good.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:00, closed)
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