May I recommend
An ex military lightweight Landrover, with a Nato hitch on the back.

They have a switch on the dashboard to kill all the lights, including the brake lights when in convoy at night...

I'm reliably informed that flicking the switch then slamming on the brakes, poses an interesting lesson in the comparative structural physics of an example of a small underpowered, albeit loud hatchback, and British structural chassis lovingly crafted by Ozzy Osbourne lookalikes topped off with a huge cast steel clamping arrangement used to attach big military trailers.

Just remember to flick the switch back afterwards

Musical accompanyment optional
(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 0:48, 1 reply)

I want one...
*checks fleabay*
( snee held his breath since, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:03, closed)