dear shuddering fuckwit
a) as a road user, i am entitled to use any part of the road i damn well please in the interests of keeping myself alive, especially if it means keeping myself well clear of mouthbreathing, pig ignorant ego-fucks like you.

b) lycra, whilst by and large not the most flattering of looks, is appropriate attire for the riding of a fucking bike, do you point and laugh at rugby players wearing studded boots?

c) roads are paid for by general taxation, the fact that you think your vehicle excise duty is a 'road tax' is a misnomer, if anything your 'road tax' goes some small way to paying for the shite your car pumps out into the atmosphere and the wear and tear you do to 'your' precious roads. Do you also reckon that alcohol duty should be spent on building better pubs?

I bike, i also own a car - as do many other cyclists so even by your own logic, you fucking owe ME for not using my car and clogging up the roads when i could.

d) you sound fat.
(hotpiss is very much liking your popping musics, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:54, 2 replies)

I think I love you

(feckoffmeow, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:58, closed)

^
seconded.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:02, closed)

Thirded...
...even though I fucking hate lycra - no I'm not fat and yes I cycle to work. And back too, provided some part of my baaad chariot doesn't fall off.
(thatblokeoverthere not quite as much an arsehole as I thought, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:34, closed)

I'm not keen on lycra either.
I've got a pair of padded shorts for doing long rides, but avoid them where possible - I hate the feeling of the material!
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:20, closed)

i've got...
a pair of padded shorts for going down to the shops. and sleeping. and just sitting around watching telly. prison will do that to you.
(hotpiss is very much liking your popping musics, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:03, closed)

I think alcohol duty should be used to build better pubs.
That's an ace idea.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:03, closed)