I've got a massive penis,
and you don't hear me banging on about my massive penis all the time on the internet. People don't tend to like people who brag about having a massive penis, so I tend to keep the fact I have a massive penis to myself.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:24, 3 replies)

You should have told Snugglesnacks about your MASSIVE penis.
You might have gotten somewhere with her then.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:29, closed)

I don't like to brag about it.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:33, closed)

've got 'm
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:38, closed)

*slow clap*
oh... well done Geoffrey
( likeajackhammer, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:41, closed)

Twenty whole minutes that took.
*slow hand clap*
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:43, closed)

Zing!

(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:43, closed)

*finger guns*

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:09, closed)

I used to have a massive penis
A really enormous dork. A stupendous dick. Then I divorced him.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 8:28, closed)