Pathological LiarsFriz writes, "I recently busted my mate who claimed to have 'supported the Kaiser Chiefs in 2001' by gently mentioning that they weren't even called that back then."
Some people seem to lead complete fantasy lives with lies stacked on lies stacked on more lies. Tell us about the ones you've met.
BTW, if any of you want to admit to making up all your QOTW stories, now would be a good time to do it.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:17)
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Mark the bullshitterBack in college, one of my extended circle of drinking buddies was a noted bullshitter.
He claimed that he lived in a stately home. It turned out that he cleaned the toilets at Bracknell's South Hill Park at the weekends "but only because I like meeting the common people".
His finest hour came whilst chatting up a girl in a pub. Flagging from the sheer wall of bullshit coming from his mouth she finally told him she wasn't interested.
"I can't go out with you. I live in Scotland."
"That's no problem. I'll fly up to see you in my helicopter."
His helicopter was, in reality, a clapped out moped, which he "flew" up to Scotland one Saturday to visit her unannounced.
She wasn't in.
Of course, claiming that you are some sort of secret agent licenced to carry a Walther PPK for "self defence" is not a great thing to do. Especially when you get it out in public to find yourself stomped on by the entire Thames Valley Police Armed Response Unit, who are incredibly pissed off to find it is, in fact, a cap gun.
Length? Three months, suspended.
Full 12-inch remix version: IT IS HERE.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:25,
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