Pathological LiarsFriz writes, "I recently busted my mate who claimed to have 'supported the Kaiser Chiefs in 2001' by gently mentioning that they weren't even called that back then."
Some people seem to lead complete fantasy lives with lies stacked on lies stacked on more lies. Tell us about the ones you've met.
BTW, if any of you want to admit to making up all your QOTW stories, now would be a good time to do it.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:17)
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Girls like men who respond to liesI went speed dating [insert claims about how-I-only-went-for-a-laugh-because-my-friend-was-going here]. It was boring me, to be honest, asking the same questions again and again. The guys there didn't seem remotely my type, plus everyone - including me - worked in computing in some form or other, but unlike me no one was getting excited arguing about which was the better operating system.
I decided to lie. I told the next bloke that came along that I was a taxidermist. Much respect to him, he played along.
"Taxidermist, eh?" he asked. "Do you stuff beavers?"
I replied that it depended on the beaver, but that I'd seen a few dead cocks in my time.
He was the only person I ticked on the list. Well, him and the would-be wine importer. Neither ticked me in return. I never went speed dating again.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:29,
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That's a shameWhen I went Speed Dating I tried to talk a bank manager into giving me the keys to the vault so I could steal all the money. He said he'd do it, but I'd have to go out with him in return.
That was too much.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:35,
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