Can't remember if I've posted this one before
but when my sister worked in a bar back in Walsall I used to go and hang out there if I was up from London for the weekend. One time this group of very good-looking (and quite obviously gay) guys came in together and started buying lots of expensive drinks. Naturally she got chatting to them and asked what they were doing in Walsall.
"Oh, we're working over in Birmingham," one of them replied. She asked what kind of business they were in.
"We're web developers" he replied, and went on to give details of the "projects" they had been working on.
"Oh that's cool," my sister said. "Come and meet my brother, he's a web developer just up from London for the weekend," and she called me over. At this point a panicked look shot across their faces.
"Er...we're not web developers at all," he had to admit. "We're a boy band."

I don't know what's more embarrassing, being in a boy band (called "Doin' It", FFS) or pretending to be a web developer to cover it up. Still, they were good fun and we had a great night once their cover had been blown.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:54, 3 replies)

Did you get all gaysexual with them that night?

( Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 18:00, closed)

Of course I did
I wouldn't turn down the chance for a fives-up with a boy band
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 18:36, closed)

Haha
I'm sure plenty of web developers have pretended to be in boy bands.
( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 15:31, closed)