Pathological LiarsFriz writes, "I recently busted my mate who claimed to have 'supported the Kaiser Chiefs in 2001' by gently mentioning that they weren't even called that back then."
Some people seem to lead complete fantasy lives with lies stacked on lies stacked on more lies. Tell us about the ones you've met.
BTW, if any of you want to admit to making up all your QOTW stories, now would be a good time to do it.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:17)
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I knowA girl who's lost her virginity 16 times.
One was to her brother's best mate who was subsequently beaten up by her brother. (She's an only child.)
One was when she was molested when she was younger.
One was when she was raped.
One was when she was raped and got pregnant and had an abortion.
One was when she was drunk and was too inebriated to defend herself.
One was when she tried to overdose on paracetemol (if at first you don't succeed...) and was out of her mind on painkillers.
One was when she was playing doctors and nurses with an older boy when she was 6.
One was with her dad who pinned her down daily for 4 months before he was arrested and sent to prison.
She's fat, greasy, 4ft tall and ginger.
The most recent one involved saving the world from alien invasion by forcing the mothership up her vagina and destroying it at the cost of her innocence.
Bloody ovaries, making women crazy an' tha'.
(The one about the aliens was made up.)
Length? A combined distance of 568ft and one mothership.
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