Jason
I first met Jason in Year 10 when he first joined our school. He had moved from Oxfordshire so nobody in the area already knew him and he was also a year older than us but was put in our year as he had to restart his science GCSE's. When he started at school everyone in the year thought he was a cool older kid so we sort of looked up to him.
Then he started telling his stories, one about how at his old school he set a teachers hair on fire. He later went on to tell my mate that whilst as a professional rollerblader he was sponsored by DC Shoes- if this was true, why would they be sponsoring a professional rollerblader to wear their shoes when NOBODY is gonna see him wearing them?- and could get my mate free DC's if he wanted them. My mate asked him for some and he said that "it wouldnt be worth it because I would have to go all the way to Portsmouth." Eventually, we just let him get on with it because it was funny to hear what he was gonna come up with next. These are all of Jasons lies I can think of so far.

- He said that his brother (who was 14 at the time) was good at rapping and had signed a record deal with Dr. Dre's Aftermath Records. When quizzed about this, his brohter didnt have a clue what we were talking about.
- He later went on to tell us that in a playfight his brother stabbed him in the arm with a kitchen knife, and that when his brother was 10 he punched an 18 year old in the face and broke his jaw.
- He said that he started weight training at a young age and by the time he was 8 he could lift the equivalent of a mini over his head.
- After a trip to the doctors, he told a friend that the doctor said he had a condition called "Unlimited strength" and when he got angry he was able to do things he wouldnt normally be able to do because of this.
- He said that his mother was cleaning his room one day and she apparently found some weighing scales and some small plastic bags and assumed he was a drug dealer. She then waited for him to get home and hit him over the head with a frying pan.
- He later said that he used to be a drug dealer back where he used to live but packed it in after a heroin addict stabbed him in the arm with a needle. Then he said he tried heroin once and realised he should quit drugs because he had "Gone too far".
- He claimed that he had to move from Oxfordshire to our area after one of the local hard kids (in our area) raped his sister. Bear in mind this hard kid would have been about 9 at the time, and why would he travel the 90 minute journey to Oxfordshire specifically to rape her. Even if he had done it, if you were going to move house over it WHY go to the place that your attacker actually lives in now?
- When the laser cutter was delivered during our graphics lesson, he said at his old school, they had one and a kid broke it. Said kids father apparently had to sell his brand new Ferrari to pay for a new laser cutter.
- He joined a friends band on vocals but was later kicked out because he couldnt sing. He told one of the bandmembers he was getting vocal coaching from a well-known jazz singer who had given him a support slot at a gig in London but when asked to name names he wouldnt do it.
- He also used to make frequent references to himself being black even though he wasnt black, he was half-Indian. Everyone knew he was half-Indian and everyone asked him why he did this but he still persisted with it.

After school he said he had got a law scholarship to Cambridge. This obviously wasnt true but nobody stayed in touch with him I dont think. Thinking about it now, I really wish we had because I wanna know what hes doing now.
(suckout, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 22:40, Reply)