Ive told and been told
Why are some people so guilable? Here are some ive told which have been belived 100%!

1. I had bird flu. Symptoms was clucking and growing feathers. Told that to my little brothers girlfirend. Silly cow!

2. Got a whole office of people to belive that i was from Iceland - by talking in a faux hurdy gurdy accent. That was a temp job for 1 week in an office.

3. I constantly tell people i am a fireman to gauge their reaction. Most people belive it, but alot dont! I work for Bose as a assistant store manager now.

4. On several job aplications i lied about my driving lisence. They said it was vital for the job, despite me working there 8 months and never having to drive!

5. The best/worst for me. Things wasnt going to well with my now ex. I met a lovley girl in town, told her i was single and we got on reallly well. Racked with guilt, i told her 2 days later i have a girlfriend. I was expecting a slapping, or atleast a total verbal. But she supported me and helped me break up with my ex. Best. Thing. Ever.



Lies i have been told. Hmm

1. kid at school whos parents won the lottery jackpot about 6-7 times and acumulated over £50m from it. Same kid who wore the same socks 2 weeks on the trot and work army surplus clothes all the time.

2. 'it wont hurt' as i got smacked in the face by a cricket ball after a teacher convinced me that they feel hard, but are soft. Cunt!

3. This is the best one. I ment a local lad in the snooker hall. He clamied to be a sponsord pro player (right down to the shit they were and 'sponsor' badges. He looked the part and played well. But the thing is he never seemed to beat me. I am a good player, but im not that good. A bit further into our friendship he revealed that he beat Steve Davis in a world champ qualifier event but was forced out because Steve said he would quit if he wasnt aloud in. I smellt shit from there on. Some of the storys about sub 5 minuet 147s, winning tournaments left handed, how sponsors are paying ihim £500k a year. All this coming from someone who couldnt even beat me! So i tagged along to his next event. A small open in Owestry. He went out in the first round. I was speaking to a few players and he said he is a total prat. Billy bull shit, shit at snooker and life in general. Sponsors? No! He pays it himself from his job seekers, and teh 'sponsor patches' are fictional companys or copied from the pros. When questiond he told me to keep it quiet as they are all jealous. He dont play in our club no more
(DebbieDoesDerby, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 9:14, 1 reply)

Number 3
"Most people belive it, but alot dont!"

ehwhat?
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:10, closed)