Pathological LiarsFriz writes, "I recently busted my mate who claimed to have 'supported the Kaiser Chiefs in 2001' by gently mentioning that they weren't even called that back then."
Some people seem to lead complete fantasy lives with lies stacked on lies stacked on more lies. Tell us about the ones you've met.
BTW, if any of you want to admit to making up all your QOTW stories, now would be a good time to do it.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:17)
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Sports carsI genuinely used to feel for new kids arriving at our school, especially at secondary school were piss-taking was an all-day pastime. Usually, new kids who were rich or had something cool about them would fit straight in, but if they were less than 'mainstream', they struggled to get friends.
Lucklily, one newbie had a plan.
From the off, he told us that his parents both owned a Ferrari, and that his sister drove a Lambo. Talk about overegging the pudding. If he'd said they owned a Cossie or an XR3 we would have been impressed, but he went straight to the top with this one.
As if it needed disproving, I lived round the corner from him and announced during another one of his car-based lie-fests that his family in fact only owned one car; a battered Y-reg Toyota of some description. After a few high-velocity denials, he eventually had to 'fess up that his family weren't the supercar driving bunch we'd initially believed. No shit, Sherlock...
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:37, Reply)
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