Pathological LiarsFriz writes, "I recently busted my mate who claimed to have 'supported the Kaiser Chiefs in 2001' by gently mentioning that they weren't even called that back then."
Some people seem to lead complete fantasy lives with lies stacked on lies stacked on more lies. Tell us about the ones you've met.
BTW, if any of you want to admit to making up all your QOTW stories, now would be a good time to do it.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:17)
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Another mother oneMy mother decided to volunteer to work with disadvantaged young people in Sheffield - no idea why. She hates chavs and is a snob. Maybe she had a guilty conscience.
She soon discovered that most of the young people who used the drop-in centre were scum. There was one guy who'd been locked away for setting fire to a cow while high on glue. And plenty of foul-mouthed teenage slappers. After a couple of days she couldn't handle it anymore.
She could have just resigned from her obligation, but that wasn't dramatic enough. So she pretended to fall down a flight of steps. The first I heard was when a panicked colleague of hers called me and asked me to come and collect my 'crippled' mother.
I rushed into the war-torn area of the centre and was led to my mother, who was still lying spread-eagled on the floor as if having sailed down the stairs on to her face. She stood with great show of pain and hobbled to the car, whereupon she announced she was fine and it was all a set up.
What boggled the mind was that she'd lain there on a filthy floor for 20 minutes groaning and pretending to be crippled RATHER than just say she was going home. That has to be pathological.
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:57, 2 replies)
You don't understandThat's not pathological, that's style!
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:03, closed)
TDubEvidently you do things differently in America. Here, that kind of behaviour is considered highly abnormal.
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:27, closed)
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