Ol' army stories
So I met bloke at a friends wedding , we met at the stag, he seemed very nice and he gave me his mobile , we met with a few other mates of ours at the pub , He regaled us with his army stories of how he had been in kosavo and how he had fought Muslims in street battles and how he was still in the Ta and that he was based in Cambridge. Hmm straight away i didn't say anything later on I turned to my friend Dan and said well that was a load of shit I'm actually in the Ta and I'm based at cambridge otc (I was a student) this tosser did not know anything of army life except what he had read from well wikipedia. he reeked of tosser so we set about
trying to get him to tell the truth til in the end I actually lost my temper with him and said "for fuck sake stop lying you prick, I'm in otc in cambridge , and your not ta and you never have been). He was very offended and left. I later found out that he tried to join but was kicked out because he was unsuitable. WTF is wrong with these so called ex army people , my ta career consisted of me sitting in a wet field every so often and being in a signals truck doing jack shit. the only thing I ever did was Operation Essential Harvest, in which I was shot at once by a pissed off farmer(we ran into his fence).
( Super piat I am the owl, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 6:50, 1 reply)

you
might want to consider learning to write better i mean your story is good but the way its written means its incredibly hard to read when its just an unbroken string of words know what i mean

Having said that, you do sound quite hard, so please don't take offense. Please? Sir?
(MrC. Having the most boring username on b3ta since 2004, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 14:40, closed)