Pathological LiarsFriz writes, "I recently busted my mate who claimed to have 'supported the Kaiser Chiefs in 2001' by gently mentioning that they weren't even called that back then."
Some people seem to lead complete fantasy lives with lies stacked on lies stacked on more lies. Tell us about the ones you've met.
BTW, if any of you want to admit to making up all your QOTW stories, now would be a good time to do it.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:17)
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witnessmy friend sarah had an accident in a public car park once. it was not her fault and she asked one of the many passers-by if he would be a witness.
of course he would, and so she took his details, crawled back into her broken car through the boot, and drove home. where she had to wait for her boyfriend to let her out.
a few weeks later, she needed help from the witness.
"yeah, sorry, can't help you."
"but you saw it," sarah protested.
"i know, but i'm on tour with kylie minogue at the moment."
wtf?
"i just rang you on a stockport landline," said sarah.
"no no, we're in new york, it's wild, man, kylie's wild."
"but kylie isn't on tour at the moment."
"she keeps hitting on me, man"
"but... but... she's in hospital. with breast cancer. in LONDON."
"gotta go, show's kicking off and they need me dancing at the front of the stage."
"but it's 8am in america... and you must weigh 19 stone and couldn't dance if your life depended on it..."
poor sarah. without the witness, the other insurance company wouldn't cough up!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 11:23,
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