Pathological LiarsFriz writes, "I recently busted my mate who claimed to have 'supported the Kaiser Chiefs in 2001' by gently mentioning that they weren't even called that back then."
Some people seem to lead complete fantasy lives with lies stacked on lies stacked on more lies. Tell us about the ones you've met.
BTW, if any of you want to admit to making up all your QOTW stories, now would be a good time to do it.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:17)
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A flatmate during my first year as an undergrad......would always tell us stories of how he was born just outside of Madrid and grew up with the Spanish born lads that (at the time) played for Real Madrid. He expected us to believe all of the following...
- He had trained with the Real Madrid first team, being chosen to man mark Zinedine Zidane. Despite being 23stone and terrible at football.
- He knew the goalkeeper Casillas very well and would often stay at his house when he went to Madrid.
- He was being flown out to Madrid for the weekend by Victoria Beckham, whom he had met after a game in the players lounge, for the most important game of the season.
We stopped believing any of his stories after we discovered his travel arrangements for that weekend started off with a train ride to Morpeth, where his Mum lived.
Length? I'm not sure how long the train ride was sorry, but his excuse was that none of his Real Madrid friends knew where Newcastle Upon Tyne was in the UK, they only knew Morpeth where he had moved to after Madrid, and the limo to the airport had to be sent there instead.
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Mister B is eating an icanhazcheezburger with lmaonaise, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 18:58,
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