Not so much one lie as a lifetime's worth
As a former nightclub doorman the amount of extra marrital affairs that my knuckledragging comrades used to partake in was quite stunning. However the king of this particular pastime was B**. he had a wife whom he had been with for a good few years, he also had a long term girlfriend of whom his wife was unaware. B** managed to get said girlfriend well and truly up the duff. He did the right thing, he bit the bullet and told his wife, she shouted, a lot, but eventually she forgave him on the understanding that he keep his plonker in his pants when at hers visiting the child. He failed to heed this warning and about twelve months later was faced with telling his wife he was going to be a father again with the same woman.

I laughed so hard when he told me my staff beer came out my nose.

Her reaction has been akin to Nagasaki circa 1945.
(kickstandrich last had sex with your mum/sister/wife/daughter on, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 20:34, 1 reply)

So
did she throw the lying cheating bastard out?
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 22:25, closed)