Pathological LiarsFriz writes, "I recently busted my mate who claimed to have 'supported the Kaiser Chiefs in 2001' by gently mentioning that they weren't even called that back then."
Some people seem to lead complete fantasy lives with lies stacked on lies stacked on more lies. Tell us about the ones you've met.
BTW, if any of you want to admit to making up all your QOTW stories, now would be a good time to do it.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:17)
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When I was younger......so much younger than today, when I was but Master Titsmith...
I knew a chap who was a congenital liar. He would lie all the live-long day, most often informing us of his dazzling career in the Royal Marines. When he was twelve.
These same Marines once airlifted him from a rugby pitch after he broke his back. They airlifted him not in a helicopter, but suspended on a stretcher dangling beneath the roaring, superheated jet exhausts of a Harrier Jump-Jet. They ferried him to a hospital, where doctors re-set his smashed spine, only to return him to the pitch just in time to score the winning try.
His finest hour, though, came when he (aged fifteen) let slip about the army of assault robots he had crafted from washing-machine parts in his basement.
His house didn't have a basement.
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