Pathological LiarsFriz writes, "I recently busted my mate who claimed to have 'supported the Kaiser Chiefs in 2001' by gently mentioning that they weren't even called that back then."
Some people seem to lead complete fantasy lives with lies stacked on lies stacked on more lies. Tell us about the ones you've met.
BTW, if any of you want to admit to making up all your QOTW stories, now would be a good time to do it.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:17)
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Pat pat, the patronising twatIn my university halls in the late 80s, there was one guy, Tom, who was the most patronising git I've ever met. But he was also an obscene liar.
1. He was in a coma for three months after a motorcycle accident. The reason he took a year off. Also the reason he came into my room one evening trying to put on a sock while standing, saying "after the accident, the balance has gone on one side" and repeatedly falling over.
2. Black belt in karate, and mark in passport because of it. This must be an old standby for liars. I up my karate grade when I lie about it, I don't tell people I have a death mark from the government.
3. Was working as a bicycle courier over the summer. Quite innocuous, but I'm convinced this was a lie, too. He also claimed to have spent an obscene amount on his pushbike, but it was destroyed or something, and couldn't see it.
4. Got signed to a record deal. We'd heard some of his recordings. My good god. No one would sign that guy. Surely. We never saw the contract, and the day he told me and my flat mates this was the last time we saw him. Boo.
Goes off to check him out on facebook. I bet he'd rich with a stunning wife. He always was pulling pretty hot chicks.
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