Lies I told on my CVI've not had to lie on my CV (resumé for all you 'merkins) for a while, but way back when I was a teenager and C was a cool programming language, I listed it as one of my skills.
My new boss was remarkably nice about me spending my first week's employment reading a "how to program in C" book.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 15:55)
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Rock Hard SoldierI used to put "spent some time in the Israeli Army", thinking that it made me sound 'kin 'ard.
"some time" equates to one week on a special course for forgeigners thinking of emigrating (I didn't).
It did always get picked up in interviews, but in a "get this fucking psycho out of my office" kind of way.
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 16:32,
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