Lies I told on my CV
I've not had to lie on my CV (resumé for all you 'merkins) for a while, but way back when I was a teenager and C was a cool programming language, I listed it as one of my skills.
My new boss was remarkably nice about me spending my first week's employment reading a "how to program in C" book.
( , Thu 6 Jul 2006, 15:55)
I've not had to lie on my CV (resumé for all you 'merkins) for a while, but way back when I was a teenager and C was a cool programming language, I listed it as one of my skills.
My new boss was remarkably nice about me spending my first week's employment reading a "how to program in C" book.
( , Thu 6 Jul 2006, 15:55)
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CS what?
Being so ancient, I left school before the switch to GCSEs. Unfortunately, I didn't get A levels, as I'm thick, too, and only scraped a few CSEs. As no one now remembers what the hell these are, (meaning they're just about as useless as the paper they were written on) I never correct people for thinking my qualifications are GCSEs.
S'not my fault they turned my schooling obsolete... gits!
( , Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:12, Reply)
Being so ancient, I left school before the switch to GCSEs. Unfortunately, I didn't get A levels, as I'm thick, too, and only scraped a few CSEs. As no one now remembers what the hell these are, (meaning they're just about as useless as the paper they were written on) I never correct people for thinking my qualifications are GCSEs.
S'not my fault they turned my schooling obsolete... gits!
( , Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:12, Reply)
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