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I've not had to lie on my CV (resumé for all you 'merkins) for a while, but way back when I was a teenager and C was a cool programming language, I listed it as one of my skills.

My new boss was remarkably nice about me spending my first week's employment reading a "how to program in C" book.

(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 15:55)
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Assassin
My youngest daughter has just finished her GCSE's and is doing her 6th form induction this week. Today was the turn of the careers adviser who was teaching them how to write a CV to suit the career they wanted after they had finished further education.
Says to the kids " ..write down what your ideal job would be and why, and I will show you next week how to write a CV based on your predicted grades and experience to suit"
Youngest writes 'I want to be an International Assasin as the I get to travel the world, the money is brilliant, and I won't have to work very often.'

Should be an interesting CV..............
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:15, Reply)

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