Lies I told on my CVI've not had to lie on my CV (resumé for all you 'merkins) for a while, but way back when I was a teenager and C was a cool programming language, I listed it as one of my skills.
My new boss was remarkably nice about me spending my first week's employment reading a "how to program in C" book.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 15:55)
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Well...........turns out if you claim to have a forkilift licence they might just ask you to drive one. One day.
Or in my case on my first day....
Still, i only managed to write off £5000 worth of stock and embed the bugger into the wall.
....silly rear wheel steering. Tsk.
Lenght? Girth? Both...in cold steel. Gotta love fork-lift-forks...
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The Pollitt chooses to listen to Enya on, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:18,
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