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I've not had to lie on my CV (resumé for all you 'merkins) for a while, but way back when I was a teenager and C was a cool programming language, I listed it as one of my skills.

My new boss was remarkably nice about me spending my first week's employment reading a "how to program in C" book.

(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 15:55)
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......turns out if you claim to have a forkilift licence they might just ask you to drive one. One day.

Or in my case on my first day....

Still, i only managed to write off £5000 worth of stock and embed the bugger into the wall.

....silly rear wheel steering. Tsk.

Lenght? Girth? Both...in cold steel. Gotta love fork-lift-forks...
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:18, Reply)

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