Lies I told on my CVI've not had to lie on my CV (resumé for all you 'merkins) for a while, but way back when I was a teenager and C was a cool programming language, I listed it as one of my skills.
My new boss was remarkably nice about me spending my first week's employment reading a "how to program in C" book.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 15:55)
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LIES , DAMN LIES AND ELECTRONICSI used to be reasonably intelligent b4 i couldnt be arsed, i worked for an alarm company for 3 months. part of the interview was, waz that then of an electronic circuit diagram and i know naff all about same poss recog nise the bits in a good light but i noticed to transistoes back to back and said multivibrator, twat who was interviesing me didnt know any better anfd i got the job, scary 3 months , fixing and maintaining fire alarm systems with no drawings and no ides what they did, i wasnt the worst , one guy they would only let replace batteries, i went to a job after him and discovered he'd fixed the fault by disconnecing the alarm bell. i left as soon as posss. old folks home too.
shudder yes im pissed wany to make summit of it. im 94 your knoe
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:39, Reply)
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