Lies I told on my CVI've not had to lie on my CV (resumé for all you 'merkins) for a while, but way back when I was a teenager and C was a cool programming language, I listed it as one of my skills.
My new boss was remarkably nice about me spending my first week's employment reading a "how to program in C" book.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 15:55)
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Not exactly lying but pretty fucking stupidI was looking at the CV of guy called Mandi (it's an abbreviation of an Asian name). He'd used an automatic spellchecker on his CV and hadn't even looked at what it had done.
It had changed his name to 'Madness'.
(, Fri 7 Jul 2006, 10:24, Reply)
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