I've not had to lie on my CV (resumé for all you 'merkins) for a while, but way back when I was a teenager and C was a cool programming language, I listed it as one of my skills.
My new boss was remarkably nice about me spending my first week's employment reading a "how to program in C" book.
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 15:55)
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I said I had experience in pool cleaning and discretion when it came to celebrity, and that I was in the employment of one of the original Rolling Stones in the 60s.
Mr Barrymore said 'You start Monday'.
Probably shouldn't have put that down.
(, Mon 10 Jul 2006, 13:24, Reply)
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